Blueberry pie and whipped cream

Seemed like a good idea when I started, but the take-away is that an immersion blender whisk is not equivalent to an electric beater, and a Dr. Oetker measuring cup is not equivalent to a German mixing beaker with silicone treads. 

After spraying the west side of the kitchen with whipping cream, I replicated the centrifugal force demo on the east side (Figures 1 & 2). 

E observed, "the remarkable thing is that you didn't get any on the pie" (Figure 3). Figuring I had done enough damage for the night, he and S sent me upstairs to shower while they cleaned up.

Figure 1: east side of kitchen post-demo

Figure 2: west side of me post-demo

Figure 3: pristine blueberry pie